Witness Tonight's Sham

Tonight you will see an American tradition gone to hell. Watch as the world's most powerful and the one who wants his spot neglect to have a real human discussion. The social atmosphere will be lacking, the topics and comments will be already known; tonight we the people will learn nothing. As Americans, tonight we shall all sit down and enjoy the entertainment provided by the national networks.

Yo, Midwaye is back, shit he never left,
I was in the science lab cookin' some meth,
Those cool fools point at you and say,
"You know you wish you was Joey Midwaye!"
My rhymes be dirtier than an outdoor biff,
So stand aside while I light a spliff.

I'm out, peace to the Grasshoppaz (we comin' back!)

Autumnal Equinox

One divine being stated once: "the man is close to God, the Grasshopper is infinate." I don't know which one, I'll have to look it up. I'm surprized at the idiots who take Astronomy 100, how did they get into school?
Updates: Midwaye is doing alright, the coolest thing about Stevens Point so far besides the nature stetting is the tobacco shop disguised as a head shop.
As the official Advocater of the College Greens, I am one to speak out against those ill-minded Republicians and blind Democrats of today. Will Kerry be elected? No. If he is elected will he do a good job? No. Am I a hypocrite-shmuck because I'm voting for him anyway? Yes.

I am nearly the only one with good music taste among my Wisconsin peers. Why do people listen to Creed? Why Linkin Park? Why are there so many Dave Matthews fans in college? Joey's Discovery: even fools who normally listen to shitty rap, etc. will listen to Dave Matthews just because they're in college.

I don't care what anyone says: Signs was a good film. The Butterfly Effect was an entertaining peice of pointless trash. Violence in Passion of the Christ was going a little overboard. Lawrence of Arabia is the best film ever made.

Joey Is King

My blog is ill like John Stuart Mill. My name is Joey Midwaye, I am the Second Coming in form of blog. Just so you know, the one true religion is Rastafarianism. The Second Coming also likes to bust a flow. I gotta shout out props to the prophet known as Chance. He predicted my Coming. Well, what do you all think? I am here! Reply to His Divine Roosta!