The Roosta Done Pulled A Jack, Part DOS
You wanna know what's fucked up? Truly and sincerely fucked through the asshole? When a commercial for a movie announces that it is the "winner of __ Golden Globe Nominations". First off, who gives a shit about the Golden Globes? Why are they even there? Nobobdy is going to remember what won a Golden Globe. The only purpose for the Academy Awards is so a particular award-winning film can advertise how many awards they won on the box at the video store. That doesn't happen with Golden Globes!
Secondly, don't call a movie a winner of nominations! That's just there to confuse all the idiots on this planet. Some slick, souless motherfucker must have came up with that idea. That's how far their Ivy League education takes them.
Yeah, I'm pulling another Jack, and thats because there is nothing to do on this winter break. Boredom doesn't produce productivity. All I can do is continue listening to Cat Power in a bored stuper. Word.
4 Comments:
You can pull me anytime you like, Joey.
Thank God you commented Jack, my blog has been on such a downward slope (skewed to the right like Schwach would say), but don't trip - I got a new idea for a post that'll bring me back in the biz! Keep a lookout.
Sounds good, but we should make this movie all Wu-Tang music; that is, Wu-Tang will do the score.
ok
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